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Space OperaEdit

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets the joy and glamour of Eurovision in bestselling author Catherynne M. Valente's science fiction spectacle, where sentient races compete for glory in a galactic musical contest…and the stakes are as high as the fate of planet Earth.


The alien species in Space Opera each have their own distinct characteristics. Valente has also stated that each species is named with a word from a language spoken by a Eurovision country[1].

  • The 321
  • The Alunizar
  • The Andvari
  • The Esca
  • The Elakhon
  • The Flus (presumed extinct, see the results of the Twenty Ninth Metagalactic Grand Prix)
  • The Inaki (only one individual left of this species, Olabil The Friendless.)
  • The Hrodos
  • The Keshet Effulgence
    • Language of name: Hebrew; Meaning: rainbow (or other types of bows, like in archery)
  • The Lensari
  • The Lummati
  • The Meleg
  • The Linearity of Smaragdi
  • The Sziv
  • The Utorak Formation
  • The Ursula
  • The Voorpret
  • The Trillion Kingdoms of the Yüz

Decibel Jones & The Absolute Zeroes DiscographyEdit

  • Spacecrumpet (1st Release)
    • Known tracks:
      • Raggedy Dandy
      • Terms of Service
      • Alien Sexqueue
  • The Vibro Tragical Adventures of Ultraponce
    • Known Tracks:
      • Moon Scorpion Mega Disco
  • Uncompleted Third Album
    • Rumoured Titles; Absence Leaves The Tart To Wander, Shag and Bone Man, Papa Needs a New Pair of Prudent Investment Portfolios.
  • Auto-Erotic Transubstatiation ( A Decibel Jones Solo Album)
    • Known Tracks
      • Prozzymandias
      • Another Day In the Panto Mines

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